Swallering 2008. Friday Night in the old town. We are in the Orange Room going blind and listening to Megadeth. We love Holy Wars!!

Guess who's here? The lamo bass player, Tiny Cerebrium, I mean, Neil. He has been playing acoustic guitar with a monkey named Sam. The monkey practices more than the bass player but the bass player doesn't pee on the floor, as much, so we will keep the bass player. Sorry Sam :(

What else is going on?? Deborah is threatening death and destruction because "they can't hang." They got little brains and she don't. We are supposed to be laying tracks, which are fantastic by the way, but Richard made his swallering too heavy and he is swallered out. Deborah just hates this because the two lamos can't hang. It is just the way it is when you have a bigger brain than them.

And to top it all off Captain Mini Brain and his trusty sidekick, Tiny Cerebrium, suck. They really do. Tiny Cerebrium had a perm and it bruised his brain so now he talks in riddles, shit really. I think I will kick his ass in the morning, when he will remember it.

One more drink and we will be there....Sandman Land. Captain Mini Brain wants to know "when will it end?" Captain, you're all ready there.

Until next time.

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